It is actually true that many things that are commonly expressed in an affirmative way in English tend to acquire a negation in Russian. Where an American would ask you to hold on, a Russian would say "Ne kladite trubku" (literally, "Donґt lay down the receiver"). Where an Englishman would wish you to keep well, a Russian would probably put it this way: "Ne bolei" ("Donґt fall ill"). There are many ways of saying "take it easy" in Russian - and there is a "ne" in practically all of them. When we ask for directions or the time of day, we do it in a way that contains a negation, so that when some Russians unwittingly transplant the pattern into English it sounds very funny: "Canґt you tell me how to get to Leicester Square?" or: "Canґt you tell me what time it is?" It sounds as if one expects to get no reply, or is being deliberately impolite. In fact, in Russian itґs the opposite: a polite way of putting it.

It is here that things get really interesting: our "no" is not always a real no. The negative can be surprisingly flexible, sometimes serving to convey understatement where other languages would force you to call a spade a spade. For example, the Russian word "nevysokyi" (literally "not tall") is used when a person is really - well, short. Some other adjectives with "ne" are also quite interesting. "Nebednyi" (literally "not poor") is used a little sarcastically to describe a person who is quite wealthy. And - translators, beware! - "neveroyatnyi" (according to many dictionaries, "improbable" or "unlikely") actually means "highly unlikely", "almost impossible", and in colloquial speech, "incredible".

Rather than being a flat negation, "ne" can serve to make things rather vague. The Russian phrase thatґs literally translated as "in a not distant future" can mean anything - tomorrow, in a few days, weeks, or even months. Donґt ask me why. The bottom line is that we are not as negative as we may sound. We, too, can be surprisingly flexible.